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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Pure Orwell: Europe condemns Iran for attacks on its own territory - Responsible Statecraft
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
How to avoid age-related cognitive deterioration - EL PAÍS English
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
"Hairy frogfish" walk on the seafloor and use lures to catch dinner - Earth.com
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
The nine-armed octopus and the oddities of the cephalopod nervous system - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Tim McGraw's daughter Gracie McGraw comes out as queer: 'Happy freaking Pride' - USA Today
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Democrat announces run against Ernst after her 'We're all going to die' comments - ABC News